Friday, September 28, 2007

WTF: Celebutards Edition

Can I just say that if all of the crazy ass Celebutants/Celebutards could all just sit down in their drunken stupor and be quiet that would be great. Seriously, I am sick of seeing headlines about baby bumps, DUI and other crazy crap. What’s super-duper pissing me off? Frickin’ Paris (DUI Prison Superstar) Hilton is trying to save Africa with a visit to Rwanda. Yeah, her deep critical thinking skills and conflict resolution skills will totally help a civil war ravaged country more than UN and other NGO efforts. Maybe she can give them fashion advice…that would be helpful right?

Look, she has more money than God could have rightfully wanted her to have, so I agree with a few of the columns I have read: WRITE A CHECK PARIS! Don’t go there. You are a dumb-shit drunk and you are not helping to bring awareness to these people. Your bringing awareness to yourself…and again not in a good way! TMZ.com (yeah I know not the arbiter of class act news, but whatever) even tried to ask other dumb-ass Hollywood blonde her thoughts on Paris's trip. The results just make me sad for America!

I do not think Paris truly wants to help these people. I think she is trying to save her vapid little self from seeming too vapid and useless in the media. Too late, we all know you are a waste of time/space, you are not Angelina and prison hasn’t changed you one bit. Rwandans, brace yourselves!

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